I should have told you this earlier: DON’T BUY TINNED PRODUCTS ANYMORE!!
Join me in my revolt against tinned fruit and other foods (especially hams). It’s time to say: ‘No to tins’.
Ten other things that should be banned:
2. Any number that begins and ends with 4
3. Fucking people that get in my way when I get on the train. Alright?
(banned number). Other planets
5. Depeche Mode
6. That bloke from the television
7. His Mum
8. All those green things I keep seeing
9. Greg and Fred
I went to a gig the other night. I left early because I needed a soft turd. I went to the cinema later. I left early because the film was about, get this, ‘ALIENS AND PEOPLE’. What the fuck is that about?? Let’s get some perspective people.